The Shadow Coverage Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Drummond gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
87%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Drummond's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.