The Late Scratch Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Drummond runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
78%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Drummond's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.