The Inch-Short Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Drummond gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
86%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Drummond's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.