The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Drummond was due a breakout.
- Drummond is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
82%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Drummond scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.