The Snap Count Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Drummond's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Drummond sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
80%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Drummond, Drummond, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.