The Hamstring Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Drummond's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Drummond was due a breakout.
74%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Drummond, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.