The Butter-Finger Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Drummond will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
75%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Drummond, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.