The Dropped Pass Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.
- Drummond's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Drummond was due a breakout.
92%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Drummond, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.