The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- The QB looks at Drummond exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Drummond does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
78%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Drummond's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.