The Phantom Holding Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Drummond gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
72%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Drummond's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.