The Mystery Tweak Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Drummond runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
89%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Drummond drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.