The Phantom Flag Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- The broadcast shows Drummond on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Drummond runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
78%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Drummond drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.