The Inch-Short Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Drummond's stadium. Only over Drummond.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Drummond, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.