The Hamstring Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Drummond was due a breakout.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Drummond is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
83%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Drummond's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.