The Late Scratch Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“The broadcast shows Drummond on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Drummond is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
92%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Drummond, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.