The Phantom Flag Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Drummond gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
90%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Drummond's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.