The Snap Count Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Drummond tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
79%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Drummond's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.