The Hamstring Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Drummond gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
81%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Drummond drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.