The Shadow Coverage Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Drummond gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
78%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Drummond, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.