The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“The QB looks at Drummond exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Drummond gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
72%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Drummond's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.