The Phantom Holding Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- The broadcast shows Drummond on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Drummond scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.