The Phantom Holding Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Drummond tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
73%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Drummond's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.