The Mystery Tweak Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Sampson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
80%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sampson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.