The Stuffed Run Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Sampson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
75%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sampson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.