The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Sampson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sampson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.