The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“The broadcast shows Sampson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Sampson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
90%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sampson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.