The Mystery Tweak Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Sampson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
72%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sampson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.