The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Sampson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
87%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sampson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.