The Phantom Flag Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Sampson is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
73%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sampson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.