The Fumble Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- A mysterious flag erases Sampson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
85%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sampson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.