The Phantom Flag Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Sampson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
89%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Sampson, Sampson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.