The Snap Count Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Sampson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
83%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sampson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.