The Committee Backfield Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Sampson gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
91%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sampson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.