The Mystery Tweak Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Sampson breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
74%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Sampson, Sampson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.