The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Coach says Sampson is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Sampson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
80%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sampson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.