The Late Scratch Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Sampson breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
82%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Sampson, Sampson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.