The Garbage-Time Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Ref: "Number Sampson, that's a flag." Sampson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- The broadcast shows Sampson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Sampson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
73%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sampson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.