The Hamstring Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Sampson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Sampson, Sampson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.