The Fumble Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Sampson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
76%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sampson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.