The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“The broadcast shows Sampson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Sampson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sampson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.