The Fumble Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Sampson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The broadcast shows Sampson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Sampson, Sampson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.