The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Sampson's stadium. Only over Sampson.
- Sampson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Sampson, Sampson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.