The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Sampson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
72%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sampson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.