The Phantom Flag Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
- Sampson is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
91%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sampson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.