The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Sampson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sampson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.