The Hamstring Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Sampson will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sampson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.