The Mystery Tweak Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Sampson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
86%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sampson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.