The Stuffed Run Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- The broadcast shows Sampson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Sampson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
72%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sampson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.