The Fumble Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Sampson's stadium. Only over Sampson.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Sampson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
Incantation
Sampson, Sampson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.