The Phantom Flag Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Sampson loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
78%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sampson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.